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7/11/2024: Battle #150 is up on Foxfire Version.

7/6/2024: Still 7/6 somewhere, it counts. Network Update: Sandy Version has Battle #123 "Mistaken Identity" up! Go read it!

7/4/2024: A short interlude in battle style is up on Foxfire Version, not full size due to the holiday, happy Independence Day to my American readers.

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Latest Battle: Battle #150

Every 50 battles, someone is resurrected. The FF Land of the Dead is somewhat sparse, with room for shenanigans...

Battle 150: Third Revival 7/11/2024
Location: Land of the Dead, Portal
Player: Giovanni [4-3-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Iron Mask (#100)

BURIED ALIVE II appeared!
50MH appeared!
UGLY MONKEY CLUB appeared!
I suppose we're all here for the same reason.
BURIED ALIVE II: I want to actually be alive for once since I never was.
50MH: My lack of life lacks meaning without the ability to gratuitously torment Larry.
50MH: I need to come back to life before I have to actually reflect on the life choices that have led me here.
50MH: I mean, going backwards is my strong point, buuut...
UM CYAN: Money. More money topside.
Well, fellows. The portal opens in a few minutes.
I propose an alliance of convenience.
Goes like this. I shove you all in Pokéballs and we all resurrect together.
UM CYAN: What do we get out of it?
I'll give you ten Rocket Bucks. If we take over the world they'll be worth a lot of money!
UM CYAN: ...
UM CYAN ... Yeah that seems reasonable
GIOVANNI used POKé BALL!
Congratulations! UM CLUB was caught!
50MH: What the hey, can't get any worse than existing in a place without Larry.
GIOVANNI used POKé BALL!
Congratulations! 50MH was caught!
BURIED ALIVE II: No.
What.
BURIED ALIVE II: You've read Sandy Version, I'm sure.
BURIED ALIVE II: You know how that turned out with Joey.
BURIED ALIVE II: If we're doing this, I'm capturing you because the webmaster's gonna be out to get me either way and I'd rather not give them permission to send Death after me.
... Okay first there's no way that frazzle-brain actually had that much of a plan, and second ... Nidoking use Horn Drill
GIOVANNI wants to fight!
GIOVANNI sent out NIDOKING!
NIDOKING used HORN DRILL!
NIDOKING conducted a FIRE DRILL with its HORN!
FIREALARM went off!

Location: Mt. Winter Cave
Player: Hiber

FIREALARM used ALARM!
It's super effective!
. . . please no
HIBER used HIDE UNDER BED!
It's not very safe...
Look, I have Flash Fire, I'm immune to fire, I'm not immune to loud noise...!

Location: Land of the Dead
Player: Giovanni

Congratulations! Enemy BURIED ALIVE II was caught!
... wait, what?
Oh, while you were distracted with whatever that was I just had all my Pokémon beat him up. We fought already since otherwise it just would've been Battle 100 all over again.
...
... NARRATOR is unsure if that's LEGAL!
I'm a crime boss, illegal is my whole thing.
PORTAL used OPEN!
GIOVANNI went through PORTAL!

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